Milk

You should buy this gallon of milk just for the reviews

I don’t care even if it is $45… someone wrote a version of Edgar Allen Poe’s The Raven about it. Sold.

 

Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts ‘N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
‘Bad condensor, that,’ I muttered, ‘vibrating the icebox door –
Only this, and nothing more.’

Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer,
I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor.
Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle,
Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore –
Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore –
Purg’ed here for evermore.

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Coach Bag

This Coach bag is amazing.

And there’s only 1 left! Eeeek!

GoPro HD 2

GoPro HD Hero2

These things are awesome. I use them at work and they really do look that good. Well, the video looks good, the camera itself is goofy as all hell.

3 Wolves Shirt

3 Wolves Shirt

“Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.”

David Hasselhoff - Looking for the Best

Looking for the Best – David Hasselhoff

Now available for the low, low price of $112.99. What? Germans must really love The Hoff.

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Einstein on Wisdom

“Wisdom is not a product of schooling but the lifelong attempt to acquire it” – Albert Einstein

Uranium Ore

Uranium Ore

It’s so radiant!

David King Distressed Leather Messenger Bag
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Just Bling Watch

All the bling’d out ch-ching you need.

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‘Awesomeness’ Poster

“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story.” – Barney Stinson